Wait - you're alternating spoonfuls of salsa with spoonfuls of alfredo sauce?
Yeah. The salsa helps open my sinuses and the alfredo kills the fire on my tongue.
We're out of milk. And I tried whipped cream, but it just didn't work as well.
That's it. I'm leaving.
Hey, if you're going out - pick up some milk?
A scoop (or two. Okay, three.) of canned cheese dip found in the back of the fridge.
One leftover steak with sauce and onions, cut up.
Throw in bowl. Nuke for two minutes, stir. Eat with Doritos or a spoon when the Doritos run out and Diet Pepsi. See heaven. Thank me later.
No pictures as I ate it too fast to care.